Have you ever noticed that celebrities only wear things that have big hard-to-sound names? Like Dusseldorf, Audemars Piguet, Manolo Blahnik, and Louis Vuitton. And the harder it is to pronounce, the more expensive it is. You can't be a popular designer with a name like Michael Johnson, you'd probably have to change it to Mikal Johannassen to get anybody to take you seriously lol. I'd need a translator just to go shopping in one of those high-end designer boutiques.