When Toddler got up this morning (toddler is easier to type than 2yr old lol) I asked him what he wanted for breakfast. This is how the conversation went:
Me: What do you want to eat?
Him: *says nothing*
Me: Do you want cereal, or oatmeal? (we always have cereal or oatmeal)
Me: Then what do you want?
Me: OK, so do you want cereal?
Me: Do you want oatmeal?
Me: What do you want?
Me: Well, what do you want to eat?
Him: Eat, hungee
Me: Eat what?! Cereal?
Me: What then?! Anything?
(This goes on for about 2 more minutes)
Me: You need to eat breakfast, what will you eat?
Him: Hungee, eat
Me: Eat cereal?
Him: Uh-huh, si-wee-oh!
Me: *bangs head against counter repeatedly*
*Repeat daily until you give up or go insane.
(ETA- I only offer cereal and oatmeal for breakfast so I don't turn into a short order cook, making whatever he feels like all the time lol)