Not part of my vocabulary

I don't drink coffee so I always think it's funny when someone names off some elaborate tall white chocolate hazelnut decaf mocha latte with skim milk and non-fat whip cream on top, or something like that, because I have no idea what they mean. If you asked me the difference between a latte and an espresso, I would not be able to tell you, except I think an espresso is smaller lol. Jura Capresso rings no bells with me, besides reminding me of a girl I went to high school with who was named Jura. Coffee is too complicated lol, I think I'll stick with hot chocolate.